Hoping to get those wings on my shoulders. My dream is to fly the Airbus A380 as the pilot not the passenger + I'm obsessed with anything that moves on wheels. In general I'm just a car + apple freak. Looking forward to meeting people who share the same interest as me.
In JAMB examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following…
1) He who fights and run away.
Akpos :- E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.
2) A rolling stone?
Akpos :- No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
3) He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos :- Na politician e go be.
4) A stitch in time?
Akpos :- Dey prevent further tear tear.
5) Birds of the same feather?
Akpos :- Na the same mama born them.
6) One good turn?
Akpos :- Na correct power steering fit do am.
7) A bird in hand?
Akpos :- Wetin e won be again if no be barbeque…..Dem plenty for chicken republic.
8) Half bread is better than?
Akpos :- Puf puf, buns or garri without sugar.
9) A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos :- Na the person wahala be dat now….Why e no kuku enter car or aeroplane???
10) He who laughs last?
Akpos :- Na fool….When everybody don laugh finish….Make dem check am well, na so craze dey start.
11) A patient dog?
Akpos :- don get disease…..Na hunger go kill am.
12) All work and no play?
Akpos :- Na bank job be dat bros.
13) An apple a day?
Akpos :- Na hunger go kill u jeje.
14) Once beaten?
Akpos :- Wetin else? Na revenge remain na.
15) A fool at forty?
Akpos :- Forty ke??? U no get girlfriend??? Naija men dey foolish @ 20.
16) A friend in need?
Akpos :- Na parasite be dat
Once there lived two brothers who lost their parents at an early age. They worked together on their family farm. Some years later, the elder married and had a family with 2 children, while the other was still single. They worked hard together in the day and at the end of each day they shared…
Masha Allah :D
1.Allah won’t ask what kind of car you drove, He’ll ask how many people you drove who didn’t have transportation.
2.Allah won’t ask the square footage of your house, He’ll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.
3.Allah won’t ask about the clothes you had in your closet, He’ll ask how many you helped to clothe.
4.Allah won’t ask what your salary was, He’ll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.
5.Allah won’t ask what your job title was, He’ll ask if you perform your job to the best of your ability.
6.Allah won’t ask how many friends you had, He’ll ask how many people to whom you were a friend to.
7.Allah won’t ask in what neighborhood you lived, He’ll ask how you treated your neighbors.
8.Allah won’t ask about the color of your skin, He’ll ask about the content of your character.
9.Allah won’t ask why it took you so long to seek salvation, He’ll lovingly take your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of hell.
10.Allah won’t have to ask how many people you shared this with, He already knows your decision.
Juma’at Mubaraq, don’t forget to recite Surah Al-Kahf. Stay blessed :D
